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Opportunity Demotivational Poster


OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -




GROUND ZERO - Never pass up one of life's little opportunities


TAGS: war muslims opportunity
Rating: 2.94/5

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Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:59 pm
The problem with dropping an H-bomb on Mecca, is that very few Islamic terrorists GO to Mecca, and the reason is because the Imams have asked them NOT to go there.


THE BEST OF INTENTIONS -


TAGS: temptation circumstance opportunity winter prank
Rating: 4.79/5

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dslohand - December 18, 2012, 9:10 pm
5 snorks thanks


PERSPECTIVE - Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud, and one the stars.


TAGS: jail perspective opportunity rerun
Rating: 4.73/5

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recrium - December 4, 2011, 10:17 pm
thats f***ed up
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 10:23 am

awesome...yet the singular reality is that both men are still behind the bars.


LAST CHANCE -


TAGS: miss opportunity
Rating: 4.67/5

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gas - April 23, 2011, 7:50 pm
thx, i'll do so :)
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:44 pm

nice, post to motitwist as well


OPPORTUNITY - You will always miss 100% of the shots you donĀ“t take.




LIGHT OF OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: light opportunity edison work
Rating: 3.5/5

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The Angry Reverend - June 26, 2009, 1:53 pm
So true.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:29 pm
Ron is the man!
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:08 pm
Most impressive. This is strong.


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: opportunity timmy your mom
Rating: 4.91/5

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rerun - November 13, 2010, 8:05 pm

fantastic
crankyhead - November 13, 2010, 11:39 am
this rules =)


MISSED OPPORTUNITIES -




NEW OPPORTUNITY - Knowing that you'll be going to a place to meet some very very...VERY close friends.




OPPORTUNITY -




Opportunity -


TAGS: probletunity office opportunity scam
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - March 23, 2014, 3:54 pm
haha - nope
Sean - March 23, 2014, 12:42 pm
*looks up from desk* Is he gone yet?
Sean - March 23, 2014, 12:41 pm
That's NOT a question! It's a questitunity!!!
Greeny - March 23, 2014, 6:59 am
One of the Maroon Bells?
Airman - March 22, 2014, 11:46 pm
but the question is... can you name that peak?
Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:58 pm
But I thank you for your support!
Sean - March 22, 2014, 7:58 pm
Office, underpass, toe-may-toe ta-mah-toe. Rutabaga!
Greeny - March 22, 2014, 12:44 pm
Wonderful - thanks for the new office wall art Sean!


It's All About Me -


TAGS: success opportunity *** humor life
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2014, 10:46 pm
Thanks. I loved the icons :)
spacedog - August 28, 2014, 9:39 pm
Funny stuff.


DESTINY -


TAGS: equal opportunity destiny luck humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 29, 2014, 10:53 pm

That's me~~twisted~~
GaryO - April 29, 2014, 10:47 pm
love the twisty humor


Opportunity -




Odds Are -


TAGS: luck opportunity lost missed searching
Rating: 4.82/5

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MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 2:18 pm
That's okay ghoul (muffled teehee) I'm not afraid of snakes!
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am
Sorry, Priss. You rolled Snake-Eyes.


Baby Hero -


TAGS: children opportunity imagination hero usa
Rating: 4.71/5

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Reality Lord - October 6, 2014, 4:28 pm

classic


RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?


TAGS: opportunity equality ***es females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P


GENDER EQUALITY -




AN OPPORTUNITY - For his wife to say "that's it"? and then find something else for him to do.


TAGS: best man wife ego opportunity
Rating: 4/5

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SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:27 pm
5L for truth, Miss Priss. One Friday I won a large contract, Saturday I fixed my wife's car, Saturday night I terrorized the ex-boyfriend of one of my wife's friends, and Sunday my wife nagged me about why hadn't I thrown away that old chair yet.
SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:21 pm
He feels manly for carrying that SOB through eight miles of woods back to his truck. (It's a joke. Even gutted, that sucker will weigh 600 pounds.)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:16 pm
WOW I`m pretty sure he feels sooo manly, shooting a defenseless animal with a high power gun from a long distance.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
5L for reinforcing my lack of haste to get married


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: opportunity door knockers
Rating: 3.48/5

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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:59 am
Knock, Knock. Who's there?


WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS.. - Make sure you don't look like an idiot.


TAGS: bulls idiot opportunity opportunity knocks noah
Rating: 2.09/5
Jerkface - May 23, 2009, 9:54 am
The short guy is scared, the tall guy is god.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 4:44 pm
Which one of them is the "idiot?"


America Did Not Tell -


TAGS: liberty freedom usa america opportunity
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 8, 2015, 11:04 pm
LoL :)
Reality Lord - May 8, 2015, 4:50 pm

what does it tell them today? no green card t*** OR GET THE f*** OUT
Bandit5906 - May 8, 2015, 12:15 pm
2X


Incentive -


TAGS: time work incentive opportunity procrastination
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - September 19, 2015, 2:14 pm
You could say my posters have the impact of a Cannonball.
GaryO - September 18, 2015, 10:14 pm
Naw, just a Cann-a-bull. Who luvs ya?
Cannabal - September 18, 2015, 1:21 pm
If I don't, does that make me "Can't Man?"
mizzdizz - September 18, 2015, 9:29 am
LOL! Once again, you got me spraying coffee and rolling on the floor! 5 ROTFL lions! Too the rest of you, WAKE UP! He's 5L'd before! You just weren't paying attention. He's a quality not quantity type person. When makes 'em, his posters are always AWESOME
MissPriss - September 17, 2015, 11:42 pm
I always knew that you could 5L it out here just as well as you do in "Ban the Person Above You" thread...teehee.
GaryO - September 17, 2015, 9:18 pm
Cann man, yer dammed good at this. Please create more.


opportunism -


TAGS: life success crime opportunity cookie
Rating: 4.5/5

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mizzdizz - August 30, 2015, 7:56 pm
Excellent, Cannibal! 5L


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